Learnin Italian - The Lion Man and Panasonic D-Snap (sorry half of this is in dialect)

Hiy, um I realised that Mattan had posted four blogs which have appeared consecutively and so I thought I should do one to sandwich it. Anyway.
As the title says, I am going to have to learn italian. I dont really wanna learn italian cozlyk i canabiarsed since im doinlyk japanese an germanlyk yakno? yea.
but i think its jus coz im goina wrk in m'uncles restaurant wherlyk everyon is speakin in italian. so yay.
der ws som'in else i ws guna say dya but i canamind.
oh yea ders schl inspectors cominlyk n'as alla teachers paranoidlyk! n is bad fer us coz lyk, we haveta makem look good - which we dont wana do ykno?
n deyve invented new rules jus lyk that n deyre all eejits! wen i herd i ws like:
"Nt alloweda use lockers at breaktime?!"
"have to leave ir bags in ir clasroom?"
i says id tel thon inspectr boyz wat the schls reali like.
n the teachers r lyk "yur wrk hasta be reali gd so we get gd reviews" specali thon math teachr - cuddys a wee blade so'shis.
n were lyk aye way on bake ur own bread!
so anyway, thats a pretty big issue at the moment.
oh and ive been watchint the lion man.
hes amazing those cats are gorgeous!!! dont you jus wanna give them a big hug? :D i love cats theyre amazing. I have one, who is grossly overweight, names "big Man" but we call him "Louie" or "mr.Liu" cute yeah?
im sorta bored too so... i dono what to do.
OH! my new mp3 player that im gettin for my birthday...can you guess? it's in the title! it's the 850n - IM SO EXCITED!!!
but first i have togo to my friends sweet sixteen and then the social at the hilton and the i can thik about my birthday.
i dont really get excited about my birthday.
in fact i dont really get excited full stop.
unless im gettin a new ayu cd or indeed piece of technology.
specially since no one else has it.
also - i need you guy to tell me what you thot of the dialogue i wrote since i have to host an assembly for my year and it can beon anything, id quite like to do it as a humor piece - do you think i should do it or leave it?
thanks guys!