No One's Posting Anything!! And The Single Worst Joke Ever.

Okay ive just noticed that no ones posting anything and its slightly worrying, but i just thought of this today and thought i should post. I was thinking about jokes today, and I remembered one that my friend told me and as long as you can think of different modes of transport, you can keep this joke going for as long as you want, his brother managed to keep it up for a 2 hour bus jouney! So heres the short version. sorry - "short". BTW it's pretty crap bt I laugh everytime I hear it simply because it's so sh-crap.
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One day a man goes to work, and on his way home he sees horses for sale, really cheap. So he buys a horse and takes it home.
In the middle of the night he hears a sawing noise, so he gets up, and finds a masked man in his garage, so he chases the masked man, but the masked man gets on a bicycle and gets away, so the man goes back to bed.
The next day he does the same thing, gets up, gets another horse, brings it home, goes to bed. Hears the sawing noise, goes downstairs, sees the masked man. So he chases the masked man.
masked man gets on a bike, so he gets on a bike, masked man gets in a car, so the man goes home.
Next day same thing happens, hears the sawing noise, chases the masked man.
Masked man gets on a bike, he gets on a bike, masked man gets in a car, he gets in a car, masked man gets on a plane, so the other man goes home.
Next day, same thing, chases masked man,
masked man gets on a bike, he gets on a bike, masked man gets in a car, he gets in a car, masked man gets on a plane, he gets on a plane, masked man has a parachute, so the other man goes home.
Next day, same thing happens, chases masked man,
masked man gets on a bike, he gets on a bike, masked man gets in a car, he gets in a car, masked man gets in a plane, he gets in a plane, masked man has a parachute, he has a parachute, masked man gets in a submarine, other man goes home.
"" "" "" masked man gets on a bike, he gets ona bike, masked man gets in a car, he gets in a car, masked man gets on a plane, he gets on a plane, masked man gets a parachute, he gets a parachute, masked man gets in a submarine, he gets in a submarine, then they both come to an island.
So the man chases the masked man into a HUGE factory full of horses legs.
Man says "Have you seen stealing my horses legs?"
Masked man says "No."
See? It's just so incredibly crap - I love it, I dont exppect you guys to find it funny, but I dare you to go and tell someone that joke and see how they respond - well not really :D
Can you tell how bored I am today? I had no homework :D