An oyaji gyagu means a “boring pun” or “an old person’s (flat) joke.”
おやじ means “one’s father” or “an old man.” ギャグ comes from “gag” and while the English word can indicate an act (e.g. a practical joke), ギャグ in Japanese is usually verbal speech.
Here are a few classic and corny おやじギャグ. Use at your own risk!
“I got it! I’ll drink soda.”
Okay, none of these work in English. The word play involves そうだ (casual of そうです) and ソーダ which means “soda.”
そうだ is used when remembering something or deciding on something. “That’s right!”
“I like skiing.”
Another innocent sounding English translation becomes an awful sounding pun in Japanese. 好き, to like, sounds like スキー, to ski.
“The curry is spicy!”
Curry is カレー and 辛～ is a slang form of 辛い meaning spicy hot.
“Is the watermelon cheap?”
スイカ means “watermelon.” 安い means “cheap” or “inexpensive.” か is the question ender: suika yasui ka.
“A country with no kanji, Canada.”
The pun comes from the Japanese word for “Canada” which is カナダ. This could also be かな (kana, hiragana and katakana) + だ (plain form copula). The country without kanji is the country with only kana.
“Are there dolphins?”
イルカ is a dolphin. いるか is asking if (dolphins) exist. Useful for your next beach trip.
“There’s nothing here but deer.”
鹿 means deer and しかない means “nothing but (deer).” It kind of works in English as a rhyme.
“An ant is my father; a fly is my mother.”
アリが父さん sounds like “thank you” but means “an ant is (my) father.” Use a fly to represent the mother. This is from a Crayon Shinchan manga.
“The plum is delicious.”
Plum in Japanese is “うめ.” “うめ” is also slang for うまい which means delicious.
“The cat slept.”
寝ね込こむ means to “stay in bed” from exhaustion or sickness.
“There was a totally white dog. His tail was also white.”
「尾も白い」 (tail is also white) sounds like おもしろい which means “interesting” or “amusing.”
“You don’t like Japanese style food? Shock!”
“わしょく” means Japanese food. “わ” is an exclamation like “wow.” ショック is “shock.”
How do you say sweet, sour, or spicy in Japanese? Let's take a look at a few tastes words.
That pineapple was so sour, I couldn't eat it.
After the meal, I want something sweet to eat.
Here is an idiomatic use of あまい similar to how it is used in English.
He seduced her with sweet words.
Bitter medicine works better.
He overcame a bitter experience and became an adult.
Indian curry is spicy.
Japanese food is delicious.
This restaurant's sushi is tasty.
And here is another idiomatic use for うまい.
This ramen is horrible.
Like うまい, まずい can be used idiomatically also.
This is a raw deal.
You may not have known this, but Japanese children, like any other children, like to play games together. Here are a few phrases to get your inner child a-playing in Japanese.
いっしょにあそぼ！ Let’s Play – Japanese Phrases for Children
issho ni asobo!
Let’s play together.
あそぼ should have a う at the end, but it is often dropped in speech, making it a shorter sound.
nani shite asobu?
What do you want to play?
Literally, “what-do-play,” this is a common way for kids to start play.
nanika shiyou yo
Let’s do something.
When nothing seems to be happening, this is the question to ask the gang. The final よ is for emphasis.
asobi ni ikou
Let’s go play.
When suggesting to go to the park or pool, this is the phrase to use. The に is used to show the reason (to play) for going (ikou)
Pay attention to me!
From 構う kamau meaning “to mind” “to care about” or “to be concerned for”
How to say I'm hungry, nay, I'm starving! in Japanese
And how to say I'm stuffed too...
Eating. It happens.
Let’s look at a few phrases to help us when we are starving and when we are stuffed.
Many people think of kanji as a headache-inducing and unnecessary complication, and while the thousands of kanji characters are a major challenge, there are many benefits for learning kanji.
In this article, let’s look at ways to multiply your vocabulary easily by using kanji, 大 in particular.
Since kanji have both meaning and pronunciations, combining certain kanji with other kanji or words can change the meaning of that word in a logical way. This makes your study time very efficient.
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First, let’s look at a few simple examples that you may already know using 大 (big) with the pronunciation of だい. Take the word for “to like”:
Now, let’s add “big” behind it.
to like very much; to love
Here is the word for “dislike”:
Can you think of how to say “hate” or “dislike very much”?
While all of the following are useful, some may be more advanced. They all use 大 pronounced as だい. Can you think of others? If so, please post in the comments below!
Another common reading for 大 (big) is おお. Let's look at a few words that are "biggified" with おお.
It seems jukugo (two or more kanji combined as a single word meaning) tends to use the だい reading, whereas single kanji words tend to use the おお reading.
型model; type (of machine); patter; mold
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