Volume 2: Useless Questions for Today
In This Day and Age, Totally Useless Questions
Here are a few questions that once stirred the heart of every Japanese, but
today are no longer in debate…

In This Day and Age, Totally Useless Questions
Here are a few questions that once stirred the heart of every Japanese, but
today are no longer in debate…
久方ぶりでござる。言葉侍でござる。(hisakataburi de gozaru – It
has been a while. (in Samurai-ish) – The normal way is of course, (お)久しぶり (o)hisashiburi)
ご機嫌いかがでござるか? (go kigen ikaga de gozaru ka – How
goes it with you? (in Samurai-ish))
The following few questions would never be expected to flow from a foreigner’s
mouth. Each question has some historical root in a debate that was hot in its
time or something that was very popular then but is laughable at best today.
Since we are dealing with historical debates/events, not all people will get
the ‘joke’ right off. So choose your victims, I mean conversation partners,
wisely.
さて、さっそくはじめましょうか
1) What to do with those pesky barbarians?!
開国か攘夷、どっちを応援しますか?
kaikoku ka joui, docchi o ouen shimasu ka?
“Open the country” or “out with the barbarians”, which side
are you rooting for?
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This one requires a bit of history… In 1603 徳川家康 Tokugawa Ieyasu through political However by the mid 1800’s the 徳川幕府 Tokugawa Eventually the Satsuma and Choshu anti-Bakufu activists realized they |
開国 kaikoku – open the country; allow foreign access
to Japan and Japanese access to foreign technology and knowledge
攘夷 joui – expel the barbarians; movement in the
mid-1800’s to remove all foreigners and their barbarian ways from Japan
It may be helpful to express your sincere desire for 開国 to
win out since you are after all… a barbarian 🙂
どうか、開国を応援してくれ!
douka, kaikoku o ouen shite kure!
I beg you, please root for opening the country!
2) モガ・モボ – Modern Girl/Boy
At the turn of the century (last one, not this one!) モガ and モボ were used to
describe young people who dressed in Western fashion, listened to Western music/dances,
etc.
to a man in his 30s or 40s:
若いころ、モボでしたか?
wakai koro, mobo deshita kA?
When you were young were you one of those modern boys?
to a woman in her 30s or 40s:
若いころ、モガでしたか?
wakai koro, moga deshita kA?
When you were young were you one of those modern girls?
This may be rude to someone fairly old, so stick to those younger crowd (30-50
being recommended).
3) Disco Days
ハッスルしていますか?
hassuru shite imasu kA?
Are you doing the hustle?
The 「ハッスル」and 「フィーバー」 were of course
slogans from the 70’s. From time to time you hear of a disco revival – there
are several disco musicians popular in Japan now for example – but the appeal
from that era seems to have slipped away from public adoration.
4) Your sword, please…
廃刀令は不公平だと思いません?
haitourei wa fukouhei da to omoimasen?
Don’t you think the law banning swords in public is unfair?
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Returning to our little history lesson… After the fall of the Tokugawa Bakufu(Tokugawa |
Perhaps patting your side sword hip with nostalgia while saying this will help
give a greater voice to your struggle.
5) The essential Tamagocchi
昭和30年代の三種の神器は洗濯機、冷蔵庫とタマゴッチだっけ?
showa sanjuu nendai no sanshu no jingi wa sentakki, reizouko to tamagocchi
dakke?
The 3 essential appliances of the Showa 30’s era were a washing machine, refrigerator
and… uhh tamagocchi, wasn’t it?
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A bit about the Emperor’s toys The real 三種の神器 sanshu no jingi are the emperor’s 昭和30年代 is from 1955-1965 and its 三種の神器 The tamagocchi was a big hit in the 90’s. It was (I guess you can still To read about the Showa 30 nendai no sanshu no jingi, (in Japanese) please |
Should you have something to add (or correct), please feel free to leave comments
at the bottom and I will try to add them to this page.
さらば、友よ! [saraba, tomo yo! Goodbye, my friend]*
* like さようなら, さらば is used when you won’t see someone again or for a long while.
Of course, I hope to see you again soon, but it just sounds a lot cooler than
またね…
